Thats is the most beautiful and unnatural relationship I've ever heard of.

I just got off the phone with Ken.
I was really nervous about phoning him. I figured at the sound of his voice I would fall into a puddle of tears.
Jamie told me when she phoned she got the machine, so I thought that would be my best bet.
But he WAS home, and I was super happy to hear him.
And I concentrated real hard on controlling my voice volumes.
Because I'm bad on the phone.
So instead of crying, I giggled a bunch, and he told me I couldn't make out with anyone on Saturday.
I heart Ken.

p.s. I think I'm dead.